As shown in this map of the height of the Roman Empire, obviously created by Predator expeditionary forces (note the language), I have spread my forces thin. This leaves me susceptible to German Barbarism, raids from the orient and the occasional Jew.
Since today is Monday, I feel obliged to write. How-fucking-ever, I have been writing and reading so damn much for class today, I just don’t feel like it today. Maybe since the NFL season is over, I’ll move this to Sundays, like she used to be. Until I decide whether or not I want to write sometime later this week, I have chosen this to hold you over.
Spread myself real thin,